yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
PANTIES FOUND
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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