Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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