In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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