It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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