As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
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What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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