I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
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home. puking in laundry basket.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
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Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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