I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
