its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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