Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
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she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
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I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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