so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
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I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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