talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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