I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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