help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
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He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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