it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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