JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
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If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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