I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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