why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
