I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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