i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
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What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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