am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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