kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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