i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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