i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
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please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
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Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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