would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
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I think a kid would responsible me up
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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