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Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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