Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
