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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.

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• (415): View more from California

  The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.

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• (310): View more from California

  Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.

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  Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.

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• (718): View more from New York

  ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE

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• (801): View more from Utah

  He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"

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• (845): View more from New York

  I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.

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