Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
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What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.