I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
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I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.