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• (340): View more from US Virgin Islands

  just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place

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• (714): View more from California

  I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned

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• (530): View more from California

  Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.

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