I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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