You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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