sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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