She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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