Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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