one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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