I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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