She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Non-Jews are for practice
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
