So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Randomize
