no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
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Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
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Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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