FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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