belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
vagina is talking i cant
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
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I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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