How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
a search helicopter?!
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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