all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
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She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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