This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
We are all done wearing pants today
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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