in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
So here I am, sexting at work.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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