i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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