in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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