5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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