I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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