Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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