she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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