its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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