guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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