she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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