doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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