I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
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There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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