Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I want to make a zoo with you.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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