your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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